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Hi! My name's Katie. This blog is a joke and I hate Simon Pegg
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Hottie in a dress is always great for a movie.

Fuck yeah!!!! Simon in a movie is always great for a movie. So hottie Simon in a dress will make a GREAT MOVIE

18 minutes ago
"MA'M THERE ARE CHILDRON hERE"

CHILDREN GOTTA LEARN THAT CRAYON LOVE IS OK

19 minutes ago
not only is he wearing a dress tho he's not wearing underwear *eyebrow waggle*

WHERE’S THE GIF OF BEYONCE SAYING “GOD IS REAL”

21 minutes ago +2 notes
I hope that explodes all over tumblr when the movie comes out.

simon in a dress??? me 2, pal. me 2

22 minutes ago
the waiter looks distraught. "MA'AM PLEASE DO NOT FUCK THE CRAYONS"

i kill the waiter “u don’t tell ME what writing utensils to fuck or not fuck”

23 minutes ago #THIS GOT DARK #oops #spocks-and-sandals
IMAGINE SIMON MAKING YOU LAUGH SO HARD THAT YOU FART. HE SEES THAT YOU'RE MORTIFIED SO HE FARTS TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. AND YOU JUST GIGGLE AND FART FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES. THAT'S THE DREAM!

I AM LAUGHING OMG THO I WOULD BE SO UPSET IF I FARTED IN FRONT OF HIM……LIKE…THAT’S MY NIGHTMARE

23 minutes ago +1 note

no he was tweeting that he’s on a night shoot!!!!! wow, u don’t track his every move??? shame on u

24 minutes ago +2 notes #aurochandangel
He probably looks better in a dress than I do. ;)

i’m SU RE he looks better than i do….he is just so #blessed

26 minutes ago +2 notes
u and raisin pegg are skipping down the streets of new york because why the fuck not he is ur boyfriend. someone sees u and theyre like "woa hi im a big fan of ur work, mr pegg" raisin turns to the person, and he says "hey i know u" the person takes his sunglasses and hoodie off. woa its me. suprise m

then raisin pegg sees u r eating a cinnamon RAISIN bagel. he is distraught. he says “how could u, charlie? i thought i could trust u….” i comfort him as he weeps raisin tears and then u apologize…we all go out for milkshakes and live happily ever after

27 minutes ago +4 notes
ur at macaroni grill. u take the simon-coloured crayons and draw a small frowny face on the table. you feel numb. u crayoned the pegg

then i sit on the crayon (sexually)

28 minutes ago +1 note